Even bijpraten. Kanye West kroop ’s nachts achter z’n computer in Londen – van 04.00 tot 06.00 uur om precies te zijn – om een stel flinke onthullingen te doen. De meer dan tachtig (!) tweets gingen over zijn (geflopte) kledinglijn, toekomstplannen, moeder, een Jetsons-film (?) en nog veel meer. Je begrijpt, het was smullen. Daarom, als fijn toetje, zetten wij de meest spraakmakende, hilarische en onsamenhangende tweets op een rij. Waarschuwing vooraf: Kanye neemt het niet zo nauw met grammatica. Graag gedaan.

 
KANYE’S TYPISCHE TWEETS
>I moved to Japan for one month after that and designed every night in my room… I had this opportunity to intern at Fendi and was also offered a position to at Versace wich I could not take due to my contract with LV which was for 2 years…

>I moved to Rome after I left Japan and worked at Fendi for 4 months under cover … I was there to give ideas for the men’s collection

>I snuck to Giuseppe Zanotti Factory still under contract and learned to design woman’s shoes for 2 years before my first show in Paris

>After doing the first LV collection I was sure I would get a second shot to create but was never given the opportunity

>In Paris I met many great people in design including the master Azzedine Alaia… Azzedine even came by my studio one day : )))

>I remember being 5 years old picking and my mother taking me with her shopping at the discount fur spots. She said I would always point to the most expensive furs even as a child LOL

>I knew about my woman’s clothing was what my Mom would wear. I guess some critics would joke that I still don’t know anything LOL

>My Mom would wear blue jeans with a fur and an embellished “Cosby Show” sweater : ) to pick me up from school

>Being a celebrity has afforded me many opportunities but has also boxed me in creatively

>I was just discussing becoming the creative director for the Jetson movie and someone on the call yelled out.. you should do a Jetsons tour!

 
>This just happened a few hours ago. I was very insulted of course becuase for anyone that's seen the Watch the Throne Tour or Coachella or Glow in the Dark or Runaway.. you know I have real ideas...

>I appreciate having the most nominations at the Grammies but I feel so conflicted by the fact that award shows sometimes are completely...illogical

 
Tja, je krijgt een idee. Daarna gaat Kanye nog verder over zijn gloednieuwe plannen voor een creatief bedrijf slash denktank genaamd DONDA – naar zijn overleden moeder vernoemd – waarvoor allerlei creatieve breinen zich aan kunnen melden via contactDONDA@gmail.com. Ook gaf Kanye aan ‘verder te willen gaan waar Steve Jobs is opgehouden’. Ach gosh…  

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