> Rachel: How long do cats live? Like assuming you dont throw em under a bus or something?
> Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a J. Coincidence?
> Chandler: Hey, thats joincidence with a C.
> Rachel: See? Unisex.
> Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
> Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
> Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.
4. Rachel, Ross, Monica
> Monica: I'm Rachel: I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross.
> Rachel: I'm Monica: I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
5. Eerste woordje
> Rachel: I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing".
> Ross: Okay, how about Ruth?
> Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
7. To handle
> Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
> Joey: You think I need a new walk?
> Chandler: What?
> Joey: Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.
> Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
> Ross: What are you doing?
> Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
> Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
10. De moeder van Phoebe
> Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
> Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
> Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.
11. Koffie halen
> Phoebe: I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
> Monica: Ill have a latte.
> Ross: Ill have a blueberry muffin with a decaf.
> Chandler: I'll have a bagel with a little...
> Phoebe: You know I was just being polite.
12. Joeys ongehoorde advies
> Joey: Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
> Ross: Heating device.
> Phoebe: Radiator.
> Ross: Five letters.
> Phoebe: Rdatr.
> Joey: Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.
> Phoebe: Really? Mine get me out of tickets.
15. Pretty blonde
> Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
16. Wat? Wat? Wat?
> Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
> Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor - in a COMA - who didn't hear you.
17. Over Ross die verliefd is op Rachel
> Phoebe: This is big. No this is huge. No this is like really really... all right what's bigger than huge?
> Joey: Uh, this?
> Phoebe: Yeah.
18. I wish I could
> Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
> Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.
> Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
> Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
20. Een vraag
> Joey: Hey Mon, I got a question for you.
> Monica: Okay, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in the shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
En dan nog even dit de intro die we allemaal mee kunnen zingen.