Wat was er toch met Orlando Bloom en Katy Perry aan de hand, tijdens het afterfeestje van de Golden Globes? Waren ze echt zó openlijk aan het flirten?
Niks van dat al. ELLE.com wist de hand te leggen op het echte (en totaal niet door onze eigen fantasie geïnspireerde) gesprek tussen Perry en Bloom.
'KATY PERRY! Come here, let's have a chat!'
'So look, I've been dying to know for like a year: All that 'Bad Blood' stuff...You? Not you? Real? Not real? Come on, I've gotta know.'
'What did you say?'
'Oops, I didn't mean to offend you, I've just been...wait...'
'Listen Orly, I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath, but...'
'Wait, wait, what is that smell? That sweet, sweet scent―is that your hair?'
'It's like...[breathes deeply] a unicorn rolled around in a pile of jellybeans or something?'
'Oh, yes. Yes, it's me.'
'It's intoxicating, do you mind if I just get in closer for a deeper sniff?'
'Of course. And you were close―it's actually the essence of cotton candy fumes mixed with the dust from ground up troll bellybutton gems and happy puppy tears.'
'It's my new scent. We're calling it " ".'
'Do you mind if I get one more snifferooni for the road?'
'Not at all.'
[Inhales deeply] 'Heaven.'
'...okay, did anyone else see that?'